01/06/18
We don’t often look at The Boss’ paperwork, but she was catching up after a week at camp and we were encouraging her to keep going with a little tap of our tails on the floor. And then I saw it. I nudged Molly as I must have read it wrong. But no, there it was as clear as day “25% of Reception children in your school are overweight, 32% of Year 6 children in your school are overweight.” To be fair, it also said that the data was in line with the national average. But even so!
Now I’m not sure how I feel about weighing little people. I know how I feel when I’m weighed. I hate it. But that’s because it means I’m at the V-E-T. Nothing wrong with the big people who work there, it’s just when I have to go it’s normally bad news: stitches, injections or a liquid up my nose. When The Boss got us I was underweight and Mollyguts was overweight. So every time we go to that place The Boss gets us on the scales on the way in just to see where we are on the old kilo thing. And we’re generally spot on. So it would be easy to pile on a few too many kilogrammes, an extra treat here and there, not enough exercise and a bit of begging for some human titbits. The thing is, anyone reading this
probably knows The Boss. She’s mean. Strict. Hard hearted. Or maybe she’s actually right. She measures our food morning and night, we’re only allowed a special treat at the weekend (generally because we’ve done a 5 mile romp), human food is BANNED and we are walked 45 minutes twice daily (longer at the weekends and in holidays!) So, yes, we’re only 4 years old, but have you seen some 4 year old labs? Their bellies wobble at the thought of more food and they look a bit like someone has inflated them with a bicycle pump. Generally as you sniff their backsides for the customary greeting, their owner gives them a treat for standing nicely. Or for just being there. The thing is these mahusive mutts are likely to get aching joints, diabetes, heart disease and other costly and life limiting conditions. They’re being killed with kindness. But is it really kind? I’d prefer to be romping round the fields and swimming in the sea well into my 11 th year.
And for the little two legged people it’s not really that different. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of puppy fat but, grown ups, you really need to look at the data out there. You can blame lots of things: technology, convenience food, cheap sugary fizzy drinks, children not being let out to play… What you can’t get away from is the long term effects obesity has on any human’s health. So whether you’re two or four legged, eating healthily and being active is the way forward. It just is. Save the special treats for the weekend, get the bikes and footballs out and have fun!
Oh, I hear the sound of a lead…music to my ears. Time to sniff out rabbits and run around in circles – it’s a dog’s life!!
With lots of wags,
Jasper x
05/02/18
It’s all about words
All around the school the little people are trying out new words. The Boss says this is the next school improvement focus - “improving vocabulary”. Well, I had to find out what that was all about! Listening in to the big people apparently it’s all about words and discovering new ones and learning how to use them correctly.
Funny things these words. It would seem two legged people don’t greet each other with a bottom sniff. Jasper hasn’t worked out that it’s not human etiquette and it doesn’t always go down very well! “Excuse me!” or “Oi!” is often the response he gets. Instead the big people use lots of different words to greet people. Jasper and I have a number of words we respond to and our canine friends probably know the same ones: dinner, breakfast, walk, flat, down, leave (well, to be honest we sometimes pretend not to understand that one!) and stay close. But then we also have words that are particular to our world, such as “purple bowls”. The Boss says that’s the same in the two legged world; there are words everyone knows and some that are particular to a profession, culture or region.
It seems that more and more little people are needing help to say words properly. I’ve heard the big people talking about this, lots of them think it is because children are spending time on technology rather than chatting to their grown ups. The thing is, we have to hear words and then use them to understand them properly. It’s easier for us because we are trained to understand words (training is great because we get treats if we get it right!). For the little people they have to work it out themselves and it’s difficult because words can mean different things on different occasions. With words sounding alike such as “to”, “two” and “too” or changing in a context such as read a “book”, “book” an appointment, Jasper says he’s not surprised the little people get in a muddle! We were lucky enough to sit in on the teacher people training the other day and we watched a film where children were looking at the words before they read the book. They thought trailer meant a trailer you have for a film but in the context of the book it meant the thing that a car pulls. Just think about how that could make your understanding of the book very difficult!
Sometimes the big people over complicate things. Like us, for example. We’re not “doggies”, we’re dogs. Why call us “doggies” and then have to reteach the little people? Talking and reading, that’s what it’s all about. And teaching the little people to ask questions and be curious about language. Which is what the curriculum day was all about. So, what am I, Jasper? Am I an animal? He’s wagging his tail. Hang on! He’s giving me a clue… He’s licking his lips… They wouldn’t have done that to me would they… no surely not?! How degrading! Am I a ………..CAT?!
With my sincerest good wishes, wags and whiskers (most definitely dog ones!)
Molly x
29/10/17
The Boss says learning to count is an extremely important skill that needs to be practised regularly. We've been doing it for months now... every time we go out for a walk we practise counting to five.
It started with a toy mini spacehopper that Jasper found on the corner of one of the fields. The Boss said we couldn't take it home as it probably had been lost by someone else. She let us play with it and then we had "five more goes" before it went back. This became our little routine, morning and evening; I'd sometimes run two sides of the field to find it so that we had more time to play with it. The Boss says she doesn't know if we recognise the phrase "last time" or the number "five" but whichever one of us had the toy we would hold on tight to it as we never wanted the fun to end. The Boss said "tough" and that "last time" meant just that. So, sadly and reluctantly we would let it go. It turns out that other pooches in the neighbourhood had been using the toy too - and all their owners were putting it back again afterwards. For weeks and weeks this went on, with The Boss saying the numbers clearly and holding up her fingers. And then it disappeared... she's been trying it with sticks instead but it's not quite the same. We got very excited learning with the spacehopper!
The Boss says the little people are having to be tested on their times tables. Not the normal weekly tests they get to take in class, but a government one. We don't understand that. The thing is, practising times tables is something most parents do with their little people (a bit like The Boss making us count on a walk), our little people get given times tables CDs to sing along to in the car. So why put pressure on the little people (and the big people) by introducing a test? And as The Boss says "Weighing the pig doesn't make it any fatter". Would Jasper and I learn to count any better if there were a test involved? Probably not. We're counting because we are. If we had a test to do then the pressure would be on and it would probably make us a bit tense and all the words would be gobbledygook. The thing is, we're not against testing, The Boss assesses us all the time but is this time tables test going to make a difference to the little people? Is it going to make them better mathematicians? Not without the understanding that goes alongside the learning of times tables, looking at patterns and understanding the concept of multiplication.
The Boss says she's impressed with how logical we are. When we lost the spacehopper in the maize field we went up and down the rows searching until we found it. That's what's important - working systematically and having a curiosity about maths. I'm definitely curious - about where the treats are and how come I'm only allowed one and Jasper has two... and she's not sure we can count?!
Lots of licks (and counting)
Mollie xx
30/05/17
When The Boss said we would be tired we just wagged our tails enthusiastically. Us, tired?! It would seem that she was right, yet again! We are currently chilling on the...(ssshhhhh!...don't judge!)...sofa having had five glorious days with the little people.
We raise our paws to teachers and helpers up and down the country who spend time away from their families and survive on minimal sleep so that the little people can gain the "residential" experience.
Of course, the weather helps and we had a cracking week. Molly was in her element too as, when little people are eating in a field, there are crumbs galore. The Boss said we had to stay away when the children were eating which meant we could catch up on some snooze time. And, boy, did we need it! The rest of the time we were on our legs the whole time. Kayaking (pond swimming for us) and hiking were great fun. But our favourite time was walking before breakfast and after tea. Little people whose parents probably struggle to get them to look after their furry friends at home volunteered in abundance to join us. We adore our little people, they looked after us so well. At camp there is always someone to give us snuggles and attention.
After evening teeth cleaning we must have had a "good night" pat from every child as they walked past us with their torches. Now The Boss is very particular about teeth cleaning, she says we can all survive with a bit of dirt but that teeth are precious. That said, even she made some of the male little people re-shower. There were some great muddy puddles and river beds for us all to explore. How many times do little people get actively encouraged to roll in the glorious stuff? But when the boys, having showered, were still in their muddy clothes The Boss intervened - not that the boys acknowledged that there had been a problem putting their dripping wet and muddy clothes back on!
The Boss says that's why residential school are great. A chance for children to be children, to gain independence away from parents and carers, to take risks and explore the wonderful outdoors. And for those that get a bit homesick, she says she'd worry if they weren't - it just shows how much they love their home and big people and they need to remember to thank the big people when they return!
The National Trust has a list of 50 things children should experience by the time they are 11 and three quarters... and at QH they are able to tick a lot off the list during their primary experience.
Boat building and racing them in a river was another of our favourite moments, and having time to sketch nature. Oh, and we LOVED the water fight. A favourite moment was fire lighting and boiling water in a billy can, oh and then there was tree climbing (we watched the two legged ones for that) ... and rifle shooting and archery.
But our favourite thing? Watching the quietest, shyest little people finding their voice, jumping in mud, getting excited when catching a shrimp... and not a piece of technology in sight. Then there was the bat walk... and singing round the campfire. The little people's favourite was "Streets of London" as it made them think of those who were homeless and made them feel grateful for what they have.
And the cooked breakfast and seeing little people whose parents said they were "fussy eaters" tucking in like there was no tomorrow.
I could go on but Molly says that's enough. Her favourite thing... every second of it.
Lots of sleepy wags and licks
Jasper x
21/05/17
We can see why the big people become teachers. We've only played a small part in the educational lives of our year six little people but we are so proud of their achievements.
Over the last few months we've seen them come in for breakfast club and work their socks off in class. We have helped them through practice tests by sitting by their side and giving encouraging looks, wags and warm snugs. The Boss says we bring down anxiety levels, she doesn't know why it works but it does seem to be true. Big little people or the big big people often come and give us a pat or a cuddle and say "We just needed some Molly/Jasper time." The Boss says that's part of our job - it's the easy part!
Over Easter we came in to help with revision, Jasper just wanted to play ball really... All three of us have been on reward walks at lunchtime for those showing a great attitude to learning.
Whatever the numbers say from their tests, we know the big little people have come on an amazing journey and are ready to go on to even greater things at their next schools in September. They are truly showing a passion for learning that has been instilled into them over the last few years. They show grit and determination and have developed a growth mindset. Their resilience brought tears to the eyes of the big people when they saw them struggle through some of the more challenging papers, big little people who a couple of years ago would have cried, given up and stomped off showed perseverance. And that's what is going to get them through life, a realistic but driven ambition. In a society that wants everything "now" it's important that our little people know that you have to work at things. Life isn't easy and there will be knocks on the way but it's important to not let those knocks keep you down.
So, big little people you have shown our growth mindset characteristics: concentration, challenge, grit and determination, teamwork, reflection, creativity, curiosity and independence. Enjoy the last few weeks of your primary school days.
The Boss says she wants every little person to leave primary school with wonderful memories that will stay with them forever. That's why we go to the seaside, the theatre, have inspiring visitor and go on camp and residentials. Thank you for letting us visit you at Eaton Vale by the way! It was good practice for us for next week - our dog backpacks are at the ready!
We have lots of exciting things for you to do before the summer holidays arrive (The Boss' group is learning Latin...she says we'll understand why we are canine!)...and then off to high school you will go. You're well prepared - so get ready to sparkle and shine for the next chapter of your education. And don't forget to come back and visit us!
Lots of licks
Molly xx
06/03/17
The Boss says learning to read is one of the most important skills a little person can acquire. We've tried to learn by ourselves but it really is quite hard. We recognise some words...dinner, bowl, hungry, carrot (uh huh... food related ones are no problem!) and The Boss says that's how it starts...by talking. She is always talking to us, telling us where we are going, who we are going to see and praising us up when we get something right.
So when the Head of Sixth Form arrived from the OVA to listen to children read for our Read Aloud day I decided I wanted to be part of it too. It's very easy to get the big two legged people to do what you want. First lean into their leg very gently so they know you are there. Generally their hand drops down and they start to stroke you - then you know you're onto a winner. Once they start the patting, gently nuzzle them, look upwards and get eye contact. Then they are hooked... "Oh, isn't he handsome?" (Result!)
"You can take him to read if you like," encourages The Boss. And that's it. For the next hour I'm listening to the little people sharing their books. What amazes me is the confidence with which they read and it's also so obvious which of the little people read daily at home. Some big people say it's the school's job to teach their little one to read but I really struggle to understand that. At our school we have two amazing libraries to try to instil a love of reading for all of the pupils, the big people teach the little ones how to decode the "words", they help them to develop comprehension skills and they help them to choose books which will interest and stretch them.
But nothing beats reading at home. Listening to the little people read, playing snap games with words, helping them to sound out new words and asking them questions about their current book are all examples of things big people can do to help. And research shows that parents sharing in reading activities has a huge impact on their children's reading ability and also how well they succeed in school generally. It's something that all parents should do. Apart from anything else, there's something quite special about a bedtime story, the snugglier the better. Molly and I love a good ol' tail!
Lots of licks
Jasper x
30/01/17
The White Stuff
Coming back after the Christmas break was great. We had lots of exercise in the holidays but we were keen to get back to work. What a change though! We got out of the car park and ran in only to find that everything was different. It's amazing how quickly we got familiar with the layout of the new build. The Boss says we reacted like the little people and just accepted things were slightly different. She was less than impressed with Jasper though. Now the thing about Jasper is he's quite leggy which means when he stands on his hind legs he's quite tall...The Boss left us in the new office and within ten minutes Jasper had worked out how to let us both out. Well, that's what she thinks, to be honest I am the brains behind the escape operation but I don't mind that he's the one that gets told off! So now The Boss is talking about high handles, we think she should just be proud of our achievement!
We were chuffed to see how excited the little people were to see the White Stuff in the playground- like us they couldn't wait to get outside. Obviously we couldn't tell The Boss whether we've experienced our paws in frozen white flakes before. She says it's how the big people feel when the little people go home after a day at school and the big people try to find out what the littlies have been up to during the day and get nowhere! The Boss says that when she was a pupil nobody at home knew what was happening at school , they didn't even have newsletters. Now there are so many ways to let the big people know about what is going on in the classroom, the big people just have to remember to look! The staff are always posting photos on this social media thing and they encourage the big people to be part of their child's learning journey. The Boss says it's all about being partners in educating the little people. Jasper and I have become really good partners with Seb, but that's more about us sharing with him... his breakfast, his toys, his walks, his bed...In return he gets great company. We think it's a fantastic deal.
Lots of licks
Molly xx
13/12/16
Nativities and all that Jazz
Oooh, I've been so excited in the last few days that my tail has nearly wagged itself off! So, it seems that schools are the place to celebrate this thing called Christmas. It is a thing that lasts a long time as it started on 1st December. There was much excitement as the little people went around the school for six scientific experiments for their Chemistree Curriculum Day. The little people made snow and wow, you should have seen the halos with balloons, The Boss says we can make halo balloons on Christmas Day! Dr DNA even experimented on us (with our agreement) to see if we could light up a bulb. Sadly we couldn't - there must be a scientific reason for that, the little people think it's because we have our fur coats...
Anyway, the next day I couldn't believe my whiskers... there were little people sized sheep running up and down the corridor, then I was seeing stars - literally! Turns out the little people put on costumes to retell something called THE NATIVITY. The Boss says it happens each year and it's the same story. She then started going on about "British Values" and how it was important for the little people to know what Christmas was all about. As far as I can tell a nativity involves lots of singing and a big person sitting at the front making sure little people wearing tea towels clamber on the stage at the right time.
I've watched a few now and they are always in the same order: a little person dressed in blue and a little person in sparkling tinsel saying that they are an angel with glad tidings. Not sure what the tidings are but everyone looks happy when a donkey arrives and they go to Bethlehem.
Then there's a song and dance about inns being full and people get in a tizz because a baby has to be born with the animals. I really can't see the problem with that, at least the baby will be kept warm and if a stable is good enough for us four legged folk it should be fine for the baby. At that point Molly and I made our entrance...I cannot believe The Boss made us wear antlers, I mean, honestly! We had to sit very still and look "the part"...some little people arrived "from afar", three of them looking like kings, each with a different gift. Did I mention it was a real baby? Turns out baby Jesus was a girl but I don't think that matters, everyone went "ahhh" and there were even some big people wiping their tears. The Boss says it helps people to remember that Christmas is a special time for families, for giving and sharing and the joy of a new life and the hope that it brings. She says it's a time when we should think of others whatever we believe. To be honest I'm not sure what I believe - but I do know that these little people are our future and that we need to look after them and give them every opportunity we can to be the best they can. And if Molly, Seb and I can help them on their journey, well, that will be a job well done.
Wishing you all a very merry, peaceful and caring Christmas,
Lots of licks
Jasper
P.S Molly says if the reindeer and Santa are fed up with mince pies and carrots she's happy to help out
10/11/16
Tough love
I'm starting to know what that phrase means now. It all started with an outdoor learning trip to the country park. Little did the teaching assistants know that it would be me needing the first aid equipment! Nobody is quite sure how it happened - I went into a bush in one piece and came out with blood oozing from my leg. The Boss took me to The Vet later on in the day who said the emergency treatment I'd been given by the school staff was fantastic.
A bit of sedation, a silly cone thing and a few stitches later and I thought I'd be back to normal. Oh no! Not if The Boss is in charge. The Vet said I had to rest my paw; I thought I'd manage to convince The Boss otherwise. That's how I came to hear the phrase "tough love" - she says it has to be the same for children too. Apparently it's the big people's job to decide "what's best". Fortunately I was still allowed to go to see my little big people although I had to have two weeks without being exercised -do you know how long two weeks feels in my world?!
Now when it comes to exercise I'm the same as any primary aged boy - I need to be outside and running around in the fresh air. Every day. Two or three times a day is even better! If it hadn't been for my learning buddy I think I would have become very downhearted. In the mornings The Boss would be there, getting Molly ready for a lovely long walk and I'd try so hard to persuade her to take me too; by day three I'd given up and carried on snoozing and just dreaming of chasing fox, deer, rabbits...
When I had to go back to The Vet to have my stitches out I was quaking! In fact I refused to get out of the car. I thought that would mean The Boss would just take me home again. No such luck; she really wasn't put off by any of my whimpering. She just got The Vet to come out to me.
I'm all healed up now and back to romping around the fields. The Boss says she's quite expecting me to injure myself again as I throw myself into things: bushes, pits, rivers and ditches. I guess what I've learnt from my whole experience is that the big people are generally right. We may not like it but they do know what is best for us and sometimes it seems really tough, but they only do it because they care about us. We all need a bit of tough love from time to time. I'm just waiting to see when Molly gets her dose!
With lots of wags
Jasper x
04/10/16
Well, I've heard the phrase "ringing in your ears" and now I know what they mean! I was enjoying a quick shut eye when I awoke with my head vibrating like a cymbal. The Boss disappeared in one direction to "sweep the school" (why would she do that I wondered!) and I was grabbed by Mrs Colman and taken to the front of the school. All the little people were lined up and the big people were counting them. No sign of my brother and I did start to wonder where he was. Later on he told me he'd gone out the back with the year 6 pupils. Turns out The Boss wanted to check that everyone knew what to do in case of a fire and that they go through this every half term. Not only that but she also thought it was a good idea to "hide" some children to see how quickly the staff realised they were missing and to see if they were found in the sweep (turns out that wasn't anything to do with a brush). You'll be relieved to hear the little people were found and the big people had noticed they were missing children so The Boss was pleased.
I've been getting used to all sorts of visitors coming in to The Boss' office - it's like Piccadilly Circus on some days. Whilst I'm happy for anyone to give me a belly rub, I do enjoy the company of the smallest little people. They come to visit me if they are finding things a bit tough or if they have done something really well. I had the greatest "first' the other day - I was read a book! Seb, who I often chat to on my lunchtime walk, has been telling me all about the amazing progress the little people make with him when they visit him regularly - some little people have made 2.5 years reading progress in three months - I was blown away by that figure. He says it's because the little people feel relaxed with him and because he doesn't keep stopping them or correcting them like the two legged people do. Anyway, back to MY experience... So it turns out these pages have pictures I can look at and words for me to follow. The Boss said I did really well following the story and she said that I looked really interested. "Looked!?!?!?" She has no idea - I was listening to every word and of course I was looking at the pictures and trying to spot what the little person was showing me.
When I get a visitor my tail takes on a rhythm of its own, normally on The Boss' cupboard. It makes an excellent sound which makes my tail wag even more. One of the little people loves it when I do this, he says I'm making music and he joins in too and before you know it we have a right little percussion set going on. The Boss just smiles and says I should join the school orchestra... Now there's a thought!
Lots of licks
Molly
